* discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you

* you have your weekends off planned for a year in advance

* you mutter, “great veins” when being introduced to a complete stranger

* you think that caffeine should be available in IV form.

* your feet are flatter and tougher than Fred Flintstone’s

* you refer to motorcyclists as “organ donors.”

* your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat

* you stare at someone in utter disbelief when they actually cover their mouth when coughing or sneezing.